A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water. ~Carl Reiner

If I were a month, I'd be June.
If I were a day of the week, I’d be Saturday.
If I were a time of day, I’d be 1pm.
If I were a planet, I’d be Jupiter.
If I were a sea animal, I’d be a starfish.
If I were a direction, I’d be northeast.
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a bookshelf.
If I were a liquid, I’d be Diet Dr. Pepper with vanilla.
If I were a gemstone, I’d be a turquoise gemstone.
If I were a tree, I’d be a Japanese cherry blossom.


If I were a tool, I’d be a level.
If I were a flower, I’d be Mona Lisa lilly.

If I were a kind of weather, I’d be warm sunshine.
If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a voice.
If I were a color, I’d be turquoise.
If I were an emotion, I’d be content.
If I were a fruit, I’d be a clementine.
If I were a sound, I’d be waves on the beach.

If I were an element, I’d be neon.
If I were a car, I’d be a 35oZ.

If I were a food, I’d be spaghetti.
If I were a place, I’d be a beach.
If I were a material, I’d be soft and warm.
If I were a taste, I’d be sweet.
If I were a scent, I’d be cinnamon.

If I were an object, I’d be a blanket.
If I were a body part, I’d be eyes.
If I were a facial expression, I’d be twinkling eyes.
If I were a song, I’d be a dance song.
If I were a pair of shoes, I'd be heeled boots.


Thanks Ms. Attitude for this idea! I needed something light for this snow day!